Loft Dweller
Homo gentrificus yuppi

Scene Urban areas of downtown Los Angeles, California.
Range Converted lofts.
Diet Loft Dwellers are omnivores. Diet regularly consists of double nonfat lattes and croissants from Starbucks, Hellman burgers from Pete’s, chicken curry take-out from Mai Thai, and two red bull vodka martinis from the Standard downtown.
Enemies Crackies attempting to clean freshly detailed Land Rovers.
Notes Loft dwellers are extremely shy, seldom venture outside of their lofts, and when alarmed often retreat to their safety spaces: The Grove and Fred Segal.